You must be: (a) deceased, (b) intangible, and (c) capable of saying “boo.” Vampires, werewolves, and living humans masquerading under a sheet must use the mortals site. Poltergeists are welcome if insured.

“Ectoplasm” means any spectral residue, goo, slime, or suspicious mist you leak on premises.
“Wail” means a vocalization between a moan and a banshee scream.
“The Veil” means the thin, very drafty curtain between worlds.

Be spooky, not spooky-mean. No possession without express, written, and fully legible consent. No jump-scares within 2 meters of hot beverages. Do not rearrange furniture into occult sigils without cleanup.

Haunting slots are fog-dependent. We do not refund souls.

We are not liable for exorcisms, salt circles, iron nails, or unexpected Latin. You acknowledge that some mortals react to hauntings with running, screaming, and occasionally interpretive dance.

By participating, you grant us a non-exclusive right to use your EVPs (“leave… now…”) and tasteful orb photography to promote events. Red-eye removal not available for entities with no eyes.

We may suspend your account for repeated spectral shenanigans. You may terminate anytime by crossing over, reincarnating, or taking a long holiday in a locket.

These Terms are governed by the Common Haunt of the United Kingdom and the Ancient Rules of Hospitality (spectral edition). Disputes shall be settled by rock, paper, ritual dagger (best of three).