🔮 Privacy Policy (for Ghosts)

Last updated: 31 October 2025

This policy explains what we collect from spirits, spectres, and similar incorporeal visitors, and how we protect your otherworldly identity. Spoiler: we do not sell your wails.

  • Basic Spectral Identifiers (chosen haunting name, year of demise)
  • Preferred form of payment in Souls for our events
  • Haunt/Resting Preferences (preferred corridors, crypt)

  • To help schedule and confirm the unlively experience you seek
  • To improve your afterlife experience
  • To send rare announcements across the Veil (opt-out by hissing “UNSUBSCRIBE” at midnight)

  • Consent: you gave a friendly moan of approval
  • Legitimate Interests: ensuring doors slam at narratively satisfying moments
  • Contract: in exchange for your payment of Souls, we provide the ultimate ambiance

  • The Ministry of Ectoplasmic Affairs
  • Certified Soul Shippers (for events abroad)
  • Our in-house Ghoul-tech (for IT support)

We keep spectral records until (a) you cross over, (b) the next blood moon audit, or (c) you request erasure by dramatically blowing out three candles counter-clockwise.

  • Right to Access (read your own creepy diary)
  • RRevoke consent for possession or communication rituals at any time
  • Request a permanent banishment from our mailing list

    We use warded servers, encrypted chains, and strictly limited access (only staff who can see their reflection). Please avoid writing passwords on haunted mirrors.

We may update this policy. If changes are significant, we will alert you via chill wind, flickering lights, or simply an email.

Boo!