Mausoleum Suites

If you're in need of some solitary confinement with a touch of refinement, look no further. We offer the ultimate in luxurious discomfort; options include the icy embrace of polished marble, or the exquisitely abrasive charm of sandstone – guaranteed to sheer away the last century. Choose from: Highgate Cemetery, London, resting place of Karl Marx, George Eliot, and Michael Faraday; Central Cemetery, Vienna, resting place of Beethoven, Schubert, and Johann Strauss; or Sleepy Hollow Cemetery, New York, home to the Rockefeller family or Andrew Carnegie.

Chernobyl Spa Experience

Need to top up your toxic glow? Reinvigorate the stench of decaying skin? Book your stay at Reactor Retreat in Chernobyl’s exclusion zone and recharge your monstrous energy. For more information about this relative new (1986!) man-made wonder, click below.

Catacombs Retreat

Dead tired of the living? Get away from your responsibilities and soothe your undead nerves in this dark and dingy underground labyrinth. Tune that body roaming the endless tunnels, swap ghastly gossip, commune with your fellow undead over a glass of sangr-ia while the rats nibble at your flesh.